Your name is LUNA.
Holy SHIT do you love BUNNIES. And RAINBOWS. And anything that is PINK AND SPARKLY. And NAIL POLISH. You really, really love NAIL POLISH. In fact, you are both PLEASED and EMBARRASSED that your collection is so vast, only having recently passed the 100 MARK. You hope to one day work in a NAIL SALON, but for now, you’re content with your position as FREELANCE ARTIST.
You fancy yourself a PATRON OF THE ARTS, and by that you mean you really like to DRAW and WRITE. You are also fond of SEWING, preferably that of FANCY COSTUMES for you to run around in for one or two weekends every year.
You really like SPACE and everything relating to it. The MOON is probably your favorite thing, though you also love NEBULAE and GALAXIES and STARS and basically anything that can be found out in the cosmos. You have been enamored with these things since you were but a WEE CHILD, and the only real explanation you can give for your OBSESSION is that the UNIVERSE is so vast and incomprehensible that it is COMPLETELY FASCINATING.
Or maybe you just really liked SAILOR MOON as a kid and want to sound like less of a WEEABOO.
Speaking of which, you are quite the fan of THE ANIMES and THE VIDYA. Your number one love in life is POKEMON, and there is no telling how many hours you have devoted to CATCHING THEM ALL. (According to your DIAMOND cart, it’s upwards of 250+, but that was back when there were only 493. God DAMNIT.) You enjoy creating GIJINKAS of them above all else; in particular, that of the LEGENDARIES, because - surprise surprise - you’re also a massive MYTHOLOGY NERD and greatly enjoy the MYTHOS behind said LEGENDARY POKEMON. It’s like your CLASSICAL MYTHOLOGY, but NERDIER.
You also like a little webcomic called HOMESTUCK, but nobody cares about that.
Your chumhandle is chaoticIllusion and you try to come off as intense and totally hardcore, but everyone knows you’re a gigantic moeblob so it doesn’t work too well.
What will you do?